It all starts with a floowuzzle and goes on from there.
Yup, if it weren’t for that floowuzzle, none of this ever would have happened. As it is, people are in an uproar across the land. Word has it that even King Flingerwombie is up in arms over the whole affair. Rightly so. I mean, can you imagine?!? What was she thinking, doing that with a floowuzzle… and in public no less!
Gah!
It’s grotesque, really. I’ve never in all my years even imagined such a thing. I mean, I’m not saying everyone should get rid of their floowuzzles, that would just be silly. But really… use it properly for heaven’s sake.
What will our neighbors in Andillamma think of us if we all just throw decency to wind and start misbehaving with our floowuzzles. I tell you one thing, if this sort of behavior keeps up I might just emigrate to Dartorii. I mean it, I’m not bluffing. I’ll really do it.
Disgusting. People just don’t have any manners these days!
trigger fiction. 