guerilla warfare on Mars. [trigger #48]

Gorilla Wars actually began as a misunderstanding. President and CEO of the multiplanetary corporation-state DisPep, Martina Vazquez, was worried about some of the moves that Jason Takamura and Walmart/Coke Corp. were making on Mars. Thus, he asked one of his assistants to check into the cost of training for guerilla warfare on Mars, thinking there might be another corporate hot war. His assistant, who was new and didn’t last very long, thought that President Vazquez had asked him to look at the cost of training for gorilla warfare on Mars, as in training gorillas to fight on Mars for entertainment purposes. Not wanting to waste the money that had been used training gorillas in the test phases before the misunderstanding came to light, the company decided to start Gorilla Wars, which is now the most popular television show on Mars, and the most popular martian based reality program throughout the galaxy.